Summoned two different lyfts today, both drivers were named Raul.

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Movie Idea: Ghost Mustard

A family moves into a new house and then strange things start to happen, blah blah blah, it turns out their mustard is haunted because its soul has unfinished business.
i don't have an ending yet. Maybe something to do with soy sauce.

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If you're a computer programmer and you've heard of the Dat protocol but looked at the docs and still scratched your head (I was there myself a few months back), there's a new guide that explains in very clear, very detailed language what Dat is and how it works.

Just to be clear, I do not recommend it for non-programmers as that is not the intended audience but I *highly* recommend it for programmers:

Hey Hulu, don’t show an advert for “Killing Eve” containing major plot points when someone is watching the pilot episode.

Good record appreciation day:

Peach by @deerful

Available for all your listening and purchasing pleasure at Bandcamp:

Have we ever talked about how Don Bluth might be a criminal?

This is a good price for either of this fun movies, it’s a great price for both of them :

I haven’t seen Hell or Highwater, but I’ve heard it’s good. And I highly enjoyed Sicario, so I’d still recommend this as an incredible deal :

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just yawned so hard I drooled a little

Cartoon commentary 

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You. Are. Not. Alone.

Heard the kettle boil so I paused my music.

The kettle paused too.

Unpaused and the kettles boiling again.

Thanks Pinback, now I want a cup of tea.


Mast is broken 

Mast App Thoughts 

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Birds on Furniture 2.0 is out now. It's a huge update with a number of new birds and furniture, including @powerllama. We can't wait to see what you do with it (you'll probably just do the one thing it does)

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i usually write songs but right now my heart is broken and i am lost for words. So I made a lofi instrumental album on my phone to make me feel better. it did make me feel better.

it is free/pay what you want.

#Music #MastoMusic #CreativeToots #LoFi #MusicProduction

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