Wake me up when Uncle Kracker reaches the Brimley-Cocoon line

@robb's Alfred emoji thing has been one of the greatest improvements to my lately

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Watching the movie Gettysburg and thinking about how all our constitutional rights solidified 5 years after the battle, never to change again

I’m glad headphones were invented so I can be the only one who uses them

One of the great joys of working retail was when you had something else you were doing so you couldn’t take the call to help the customer
Unloading the truck, can’t do it, sorry!

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I was really depressed for the last two days because I left my ring on the lawn and the crows stole it BC shiny. It's irreplaceable and Akkas gave it to me two years ago so I was devastated. I dredged the pond and used a metal detector all over the lawn but it was gone. But today I cooked the crows bacon in the morning and this afternoon it was returned RIGHT WHERE I LEFT THE BACON!!!!!

Every NPR segment producer thinks they're the first person to say "case closed? mmmm not so fast"

One thing about me is I love libraries

1. Baba O'Reilly
2. Bargain
3. Behind Blue Eyes
4. Won't Get Fooled Again

All killer, as it were.

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The Who's "Who's Next" should've just been a 4 song EP. Way too much filler.

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✅ This feels pretty amazing. I filed my initial version of this radar in 2009. 13 years later, they are shipping this feature.

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@ry yes! Why are you looking at your own car people? that’s not where the blind spots are!

One thing of mine is that I wish everyone knew how incorrectly they set up their car side mirrors

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