@dan They could *lowers voice* call your landline *shivers*
@jemus42 Hahaha my what?
@dan Germany. We're very advanced, except when it comes to the internet and the resurgence of fascism. We have a lot of craft beer though.
@jemus42 Beer is good. German beer is even better.
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